The Incremental Triumph of Me (or something)

I've just posted up section 32 of "The Last Ape House," which is also the last section of Part 1 of the story. What this means is that if you read everything I've posted so far, it almost makes sense. From tomorrow (or the day after) we have a new character introduced and continue our glacial advance on the denouement. Be sure to subscribe (for free, wallet-lockers) to receive the daily bulletins via RSS or email. And abandon yourself to infinite regress by reading about what you're reading at Dazed Digital.

Buy this book!

Just to reiterate, in case you don't yet feel like it's been pushed down your throat, it's called "Clear Water", it has a bikini-clad, Thatcherite-haired pin-up on the cover and reading it will make you feel nervous, uncomfortable and queasy. You lucky bastards.

You can get it from Amazon or in various 3-for-2 and Buy-One-Get-One-Half-Price offers in your local giant Borderstones. It's even in some of the indies... Anyway, buy it, read it, hate it and return to leave me unhelpful comments.